He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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