im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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