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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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