What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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