Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
