Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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