My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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