Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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