i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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