Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she smelled like a LAN party
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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