Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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