He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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