i would punch a child for taco bell
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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