So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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