whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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