I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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