I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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