I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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