Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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