so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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