How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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