She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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