Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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