We're facebook friends in real life
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
