this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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