can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Is it penis luge time yet?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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