No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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