How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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