I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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