You're so nebulous sometimes
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
