Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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