I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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