so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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