what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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