so explain again why im purple
no
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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