i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Houston, we have a squirter
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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