Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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