I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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