he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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