"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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