bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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