That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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