Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Is it penis luge time yet?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
