the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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