I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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