the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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