Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
