she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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