i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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