Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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