the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
where am i from again
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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