maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
