i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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