physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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